May 2012
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X Factor Contestant: *Finishes Singing "Walking On Sunshine"*
Demi Lovato: Wow, that was amazing. You know it really reminded me of the time I spent battling with my depression, cocaine addiction, and bulimia.
X Factor Contestant: Um, what?
Demi Lovato: The lyrics and the melody just brought back all my struggles and to be honest I think next time you should be careful though because a song like that is beautiful but has a connotation of weight being important and that people who aren't stick skinny like Disney likes them to be aren't beautiful and they cant' achieve their dream of walking on sunshine.
X Factor Contestant: Uh, I don't really kno-
Demi Lovato: It's just something I feel I need to talk about because I went through it and I know wha it's like.
X Factor Contestant: Yeah okay tha-
Demi Lovato: Joe Jonas has a small penis.
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